GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And